Thread: Funnies

I knew someone would get to that level eventually

For all of you single guys. Option at least!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005UDLU10/...kindle_ext_tmb

Thanks for the link Hilmar - that makes choosing James' Christmas present easy

Well, this is just a heads up but NOT a miracle work book

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."

You should add also women ...

Then, ti would be useful to show to my wife ...

Regards my friend.

Siri meets Scotland.

Priceless!!!

I guess my iPhone owning kinsmen won't be happy until there's a McSiri launched.

Kinda reminds me of this one...

10 lucky shots!

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Thanks for the link Hilmar.

I think one of your favourite words sums up that hole in one......ridiculous!!

If I ever get a hole in one it will be as good as that one - no chance of hitting a straight shot

hahahahhaha.....I was thinking the same thing. RIDICULOUS

Originally Posted by Granto

Thanks for the link Hilmar.

I think one of your favourite words sums up that hole in one......ridiculous!!

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What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway. Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!". The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma:

Do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.
Good one

Came across this... it's funny in a Schardenfreuder way....
(Note: just a set of tyres for this car costs US$18,000)



Spike

That's a weird crash.

If it were an old banger, you might think it was a staged crash but a $1m motor?!

Take a look at this sandbagger.
Aussie of course:

iGolf

Absolutely right - playing in a pro tournament on a satellite tour in the USA and this 26 yo Aussie man scores 55. No sandbagging handicaps involved either.
I scored 55 once but the guys I was playing with insisted I finish the round.

I think he was playing with a few mates in a social round but still an amazing score

I played with a friend of mine when he shot 62 and he was 10 under after 14 holes,fun to watch!

I shot 72 but it felt like I shot 82 in comparison

Yes, you are correct - a social round.
The report also says "Gibson is aspiring to join the PGA Tour, playing the smaller Golfweek National Pro Tour, and through six events is 12th on the money list" which I misinterpreted
But Hilmar's Aussie sandbag dig couldn't go unanswered!

By the way - take a look at the scorecard - it is incorrectly completed and he should be disqualified - in the total score column he signed for a 29 and handicap 55. How would that go down on the PGA Tour?

Rhein Gibson shoots 55 - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Originally Posted by Backswing

By the way - take a look at the scorecard - it is incorrectly completed and he should be disqualified - in the total score column he signed for a 29 and handicap 55. How would that go down on the PGA Tour?

Rhein Gibson shoots 55 - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Players are responsible to report correctly the individual hole strokes and could be DQ if reporting an inferior number (reporting more is OK though and can't be corrected after the card is returned).
It is not the player responsibility to do the 2 nine's sum and you can't be DQ for miss-calculating.
That's why there's no sum-up, and I think it's OK.

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by
a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,"
the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers,
"Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless,
the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says,
"Sure," and sinks the putt. Two holes later, he
mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would
like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,
"Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly
moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be
worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger
walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you
because you don't know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this
day forward you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."